
It felt like a heck of a lot more work than getting contact lenses and replacing a messy braid with a chic bob haircut, but finally-the makeover was complete.
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A potted palm replaced a planter full of rocks with a dead roach under it. Sometime around the middle of the summer, things really began to change, though.Ĭhic and comfortable furniture replaced worn-to-death folding chairs. I learned… A lot.įor example, did you know? If you do not use a base, your beautiful 6-foot-wide bistro umbrella will, during a particularly windy storm, levitate out of its hole in the middle of an outdoor table, take flight over a 6-foot-high fence, and fling itself onto the roof of a dim sum restaurant four stories below? It’s true! Now, as with any good cinematic arc, the transformation has been a journey.


With a little elbow grease, I knew I could take off the glasses (so to speak) of my patio to reveal the beauty that had been there all along. I was determined to She’s All That the space.

However, no amount of chain link fencing, pigeon poop or mysterious detritus could dissuade my dream. Have you ever wondered, “How can I turn the prison yard attached to my apartment into a paradise?” Well I have! That’s right-your girl has finally reached one of New York’s golden rings:īut when I moved in? It looked more like an elevated cage than a coveted patio space beckoning to host a sunset happy hour or cozy spring nightcap after a perfect third date.
